Awkward moment

@ a delicious frozen yogurt place:

Worker: Hello.

Me: Hi.. (place my bowl of frozen yogurt to be weighed)>

Worker: Your total comes to $3.71.

Me: (looking for my wallet in my purse)/

Worker: Do you have our points card?

Me: No I don't...

Worker: Do you need our points card?

Me: ...........................No thanks......................... (pay for my food, and get the fuck out of there).

What..do I look fat or something??? Pretty sure I have not been there since...like a year ago!

OH! which reminds me. The manager of this place also is convinced that I am like a VIP customer there.
Every time he sees me, he says, "Oh I remember you. You were here with your friend(s) last time."
....No I was not..... I have no idea who he mistakens me for every time, but I just smile and nod.
It should be noted that:
a) Yes I am Asian.
b) HOWEVER, he (the manager) is Asian as well.

RANDOM QUESTIONS

1. Are you an innie or an outie?
   Innie. I actually never knew outie existed until I came to Canada. The very first time I saw an outie was during my swimming lesson (I loved swimming when I was little, there is another random info about me for ya'll). There was this boy with an outie. I was so amazed...pretty sure I stared at him (more specifically his bellybutton) for good 5 minutes. 
2. Have you ever written a song?
   No... I cannot even sing to save me life. 
3. Can you make change for a dollar right now?
   Sadly, no. I have barely any cash on me these days...Life of a poor university student sucks.
4. Have you ever been in the opposite sex's public toilet?
   Of course. Hasn't everyone? I've actually ventured into the male washroom multiple times. Thankfully? no one was there when I went in. I am extremely jealous of men. How is it fair that they get to pee standing up! I think everyone should evolve to be able to pee standing up... It's so convenient.   
5. Have you ever written a poem?
   Yes. More like I was forced to for school. I cannot see the beauty in poetry. Poems are....very dull + confusing for me.  
6. Do you like catsup on or beside your fries?
   What the heck is a catsup? Is this a typo for ketchup? If it is catsup, than I prefer to have none of that with my fries. If it is ketchup, I don't give a damn where it is as long as it is there.  
7. Have you ever been a boy/girl scout?
   No... but I wish! I remember I was invited to the brownies friendship day event thingish when I was in elementary school by my friend. I had such good time. My favourite part was decorating a pen with threads.
8. Have you ever written a book?
   No... I love reading but I hate writing. 
9. Have you ever broken a mirror?
   Story of my life. 
10. Are you superstitious?
    I am but I'm not... I follow the rules: I don't open umbrellas inside, I don't walk under ladders, etc etc etc. However, I do break a lot of mirrors (by accident of course). ANd then I feel terrible about it because you know what they say, 7 years of bad luck. Then I forget it about it ... after like a day. 
11. What is your biggest pet peeve?
    Religious people who force their religion on to you.. Religious people who do not follow all their beliefs and rules.
12. Do you slurp your drink after it's gone?
    Only when I am still thirsty or when I am hoping that I may be able to get at least another sip out of that delicious drink I just inhaled. 
13. Have you ever blown bubbles in your milk?
    ...No... 
14. Would you rather eat a Big Mac or a Whopper?
    BIG MAC BIG MAC BIG MAC BIG MAC BIG MAC BIG MAC BIG MAC
15. Have you ever gone skinny-dipping?
    No... I always found skinny-dipping weird. Whats so cool about swimming naked? Pretty sure it wouldn't feel orgasmic since it probably feels the same as taking a bath. I guess there is that whole this-is-so-sexy-let-me-turn-you-on-thing when you do it with the person who you are attracted to. But...why not just have sex instead of swimming naked...
16. Would you ever parachute out of a plane?
    FUCK NO. That is all.
17. What's the most daring thing you've done?
    Eat meat.
18. When you are at the grocery store, do you ask for paper or plastic?
    I didn't even know there was a paper option. I bring my own grocery bags =D ! So should you...
19. True or False: You would rather eat steak than pizza.
    FALSE
20. Did you have a baby blanket?
    Yes... Well you see, my actual baby blanket got so worn out that my mom had to throw it out (it was beyond repair). So when I was 7ish years old, my mom got me a new blanket to replace the one she threw out. I still have that one. So technically it is not my baby blanket but it is still near and dear to my heart. 
21. Have you ever tried to cut your own hair?
    Yupp. However, I was never brave enough to give myself like an actual haircut. I would just cut about 5 cm off a strand of hair.
    Relating to this tho: NEVER LET YOUR DAD CUT YOUR HAIR UNLESS YOU ARE COMPLETELY SURE THAT HE IS SOMEWHAT GOOD AT IT OR HE IS A HAIRDRESSER. So the story is that I begged my parents to let me get bangs when I was little. My mom would tell me everytime that I look better without bangs. I was not convinced however. I was so desperate to get bangs that I agreed to let my dad cut them when my dad said that he can do it. I didn't realize it then, but now looking at the pictures...holy crap. what the hell was i thinking. The bangs were cut very straight...straight like as if he used a ruler to cut it. Needless to say, I never allowed my dad to cut my hair after that. 
22. How did that turn out?
    Oh oops.. Read above.
23. Have you ever sleepwalked?
    No.. If I ever saw someone sleep walking I would be terrified. I have this imagination that sleepwalkers would have their eyes wide open and walk around like zombies. 
24. Have you ever had a birthday party at McDonalds?
    No... But I was such a big fan of McDonalds. Happy meals = my childhood.
25. Can you flip your eye-lids up?
    No...I'm Asian. I wish I had big enough eye-lids to flip up.
26. Are you double jointed?
    At my elbow and my thumb. 
27. If you could be any age, what age would you be?
    Hmmm... 19. Legal to drink but still too young to take on actual real life responsibilities. 
28. Have you ever gotten gum stuck in your hair?
    Yes... I had to cut my hair every time UNTIL someone told me about pulling peanut butter on it to slide it out. Note: This advice actually works, except you may need to wash your hair afterwards.
29. Do you ride roller coasters?
    Do YOU ride roller coasters? 
30. What's your favorite carnival ride?
    Ferris wheel I guess. But I just go for the food. Candy apples, cotton candies <333
31. What is your dream car?
    TRUCK + my own hot cowboy to drive me around. Note: hot cowboy must come with the truck or else I don't want it.
32. What is your favorite cartoon of all time?
    OMG this is torture... ummm..ummmmu...ummm it has to be a tie between Arthur and Sailormoon. 
33. Have you ever eaten a dog biscuit?
    No... They never looked or smelled delicious enough.
34. If so, would you eat another one?
    
    
35. If you were in a car sinking in a lake, what would you do first?
    Get the fuck out of there? I would take off my seat belt. Open the door if the window isn't down enough for me to climb out. Get the hell out of there. Swim to shore/solid ground. Probably be scarred for life.
36. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
    Nope.
37. Can you pick something up with your toes?
    Yes... And this ability is very very very convenient. If I drop something, I will usually pick it up with my toes. 
38. How many remote controls do you have in your house?
    2
39. Have you ever fallen asleep in school?
    Everydayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
40. How many times have you flown in an airplane in the last year?
    NONE. WOW so depressing. 
41. How many foreign countries have you visited?
    7.
42. If you were out of shape, would you compete in a triathlon if you were somehow guaranteed to win a big, gaudy medal?
    LOL I AM OUT OF SHAPE RIGHT NOW. And hellls no. Come on...for a measly medal? PLEASE. It's gotta be something amazing. Perhaps at least $300 dollars. 
43. Would you rather be rich and unhappy, or poor and happy?
    K I find this ridiculously. Rich people can be happy too. How can you be poor and happy? Bcuz money doesnt buy you happiness? What if your husband/wife leaves you cause you are too damn poor. What if no one will marry you cuz your too poor. What if you cannot give the basic needs to your children cuz your to damn poor. What if you can't send your child to university cuz your too poor. What if you cannot save your loved ones; life cuz your too poor to pay for their surgery/treatment. I believe you cannot be truly happy if your poor. You must have a balance. Money is important to a certain degree. I choose rich and unhappy because this at least gives me the possibility of finding happiness.
44. If you fell into quicksand, would you try to swim or try to float?
    K WHAT THE FUCK... How the fuck do you float in a quicksand? How the fuck do you swim in a quicksand? Pretty sure I would stay calm + still, and get someone to pull me out.
45. Do you ask for directions when you are lost?
    Yup
46. Have you ever held a Mexican jumping bean?
    No.... 
47. Are you more like Cinderella or Alice in Wonderland?
    Welllll..... I guess my "fuck you and everything you stand for" kind of attitude goes more with Alice than Cinderella. Although if you watch Cindrella 3, she starts standing up for herself!
48. Would you rather have an ant farm with no ants or a box of crayons with broken points?
    Box of crayons with broken points..duh you can sharpen them.
49. Do you prefer light or dark bread?
    ANY KIND OF (WESTERN) BREAD WILL DO.
50. Do you prefer scrambled or fried eggs?
    Fried eggs - sunny side up is where its at.
51. Have you ever been in a car that ran out of gas?
    No... are people retarded? Don't answer that please. 
52. Do you talk in your sleep?
    Sometimes I do... 
53. Would you rather shovel snow or mow the lawn?
    Shovel snow. It's so much more fun. Plus I love winter. 
54. Have you ever played in the rain?
    Yes I have played in the rain. I  have also played soccer in the rain (best weather ever to play soccer). I have also walked+ran in the rain. I have also been caught in the rain. But I have never kissed in the rain sadly. 
55. Did you make mud pies?
    No... I didn't really play with mud. I was too girly for that when I was little. I only wore dresses when I was younger, clearly I wouldn't have played in the mud.
56. Have you ever broken a bone?
    Nope. KNOCK ON WOOD (See this is my superstitious side coming out, I am referring to a past question asked).
57. Would you climb a very high tree to save a kitten?
    No. Firstly, I don't like heights. Secondly, WTF is up with cats getting stuck in a tree. I have never seen this happen, but I have always heard about it. Someone please explain to me what possesses a cat to cllimb so goddamn high that it scares itself.
58. Can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?
    No....Can you? How do you even do this? OHOHOHOH I remember something. One is bigger in size than other... can't remember which one is suppose to be bigger.
59. Do you drink pepsi or coke?
    No preference. I prefer iced tea though. 
60. What's your favorite number?
    3 or 12. 
61. If you were a car, would you be an SUV or a sports car?
    I would be a environmentally friendly car.
62. Have you ever accidentally taken something from a hotel?
    Yes...of course, it was accidental each time...
63. Have you ever slipped in the bathtub?
    Yes. One of worst experiences in life. I either pull my back muscle or get the biggest bruise ever.
64. Do you use regular or deodorant soap?
    I don't use soap. I use a body wash or for my face, I use face cleanser.
65. Have you ever locked yourself out of the house?
    Too many to count. I curse myself each time and swear to god that I won't be damn stupid next time, but it seems that I never learn.
66. Would you rather make your living as a singing cowboy or as one of the Simpsons voices?
    SINGING COWBOY
67. If you could invite any movie star to your home for dinner, who would it be?
    Hugh Jackman, baby, give me a calllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!! 
68. Do you need corrective lenses?
    Yes. I really wish I could get laser eye surgery but I cannot stand the thought of me being awake for it. Imagine seeing a layer of your eye being peeled off....GROSS. Perhaps one day I will grow some balls and get it done.
69. Would you hang out with / date someone your best friend didn't like?
    Ya... I am the one hanging out/dating him, not my friend. If she/he was my true friend, then they would support me in whatever decision I make. I mean, in the end, maybe that friend may be right and that guy as an asshole. But at least let me make that decision myself. 
70. Would you hang out with someone your best friend liked, but you didn't like?
    Only if it was with my friend. I obviously wouldn't hang out with them one on one.
71. Have you ever returned a gift?
    Noooo... I always feel so guilty. They spent their time and money on it for me.
72. Would you give someone else a gift that had been given to you?
    No... Never understood this concept. 
73. If you could attend an Olympic Event, what would it be?
    Winter: Skating, snowboarding
    Summer: swimming, diving, gymnastic 
74. If you could participate in an Olympic Event, what would it be?
    Skating or diving. They always look so graceful!
75. How many pairs of shoes do you own?
    Too lazy to count but at least over 10.
76. If your grandmother gave you a gift that you already have, would you tell her?
    Thanks. (Not really close to my grandmother)
77. Do you sing in the car?
    Yes and I also sing in my room, sometimes in the shower if no one is there, sometimes when I am happy or sometimes infront of my bf (this is a recent thing). I only let the closet people I know hear me sing because I am scared that people would disown me if they heard it.
78. What is your favorite breed of dog?
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79. Would you donate money to feed starving animals in the winter?
    Yes
80. What is your favorite fruit?
    Blueberry, strawberry, raspberry, cranberry, blackberry. Ya... berries.  
81. What is your least favorite fruit?
    Kiwi... Soooooo sour.
82. What kind of fruit have you never had?
    Pomegranate. I wanna try so bad! I love pomegranate juices so I may like it.
83. If you won a $5,000 shopping spree to any store, which store would you pick?
    I would just go get myself a Prada purse then go buy a pug.
84. What brand sports apparel do you wear the most?
    Hmm.. I really don;t care as long as I like the clothing.
85. Are/were you a good student?
    Sometimes...KKKK FINE, Yes I am.
86. Among your friends, who could you arm wrestle and beat?
    Um.. no one? I have such poor upper body strength. Perhaps I may be able to convince Xogus to let me beat him.
87. If you had to choose, what branch of the military would you be in?
    Whatever branch that works far away from the battle field.
88. What do you think is your best feature?
    Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm.. I dont know? Im just 98% of time satisfied with how I look. 2% of time, I hate everything.
89. If you were to win a Grammy, what kind of music would it be for?
    Country or Pop.
90. If you were to win an Osacr, what kind of movie would it be for?
    Doesn't matter what type of movie...It just gotta be with Hugh Jackman as my costar. 
91. What is your favorite season?
    WINTER, just cuz Christmas is in winter.
    Christmas = most wonderful time of the year~~~~~~~
92. How many members do you have in your immediate family?
    4 including myself. 
93. Which of the five senses is most important to you?
    Sight. I like to observe/creep the world.
94. Would you be a more successful painter or singer?
    Painter. I actually used to draw/paint very well. I never could sing.
95. How many years will/did you end up going to college?
    5 years. I don't want to graduate!!!! It's always so depressing when you are moving into different stages of life. People are constantly moving away, and you don't know when you will see them again. I want to live in a bubble where all my friends and family live together so I can see them everyday!
96. Have you ever had surgery?
    No...
97. Would you rather be a professional figure skater or professional football player?
    Figure skater (for reasons, please read previous questions).
98. What do you like to collect?
    I would like to collect happiness.
99. How many collectibles do you have?
    None. Why spend so much tie collecting something? Why not use your time to give...or help out...or volunteering.
100. What one question would you add to this survey?
     Why did you waste between 5-10 minutes filling out this survey?